February 9th, 2008

me gigglesnort

funny year 5 test answers

My housemate, Heather, is a year 5 primary school teacher and yesterday she brought home some marking. Today after grocery shopping, I helped her mark and these were the 3 funniest answers we found. They were from a reading comprehension activity on dangerous Australian sealife.

When you walk in rock pools or on reefs, how can you protect yourself from being stung?
-Whereing snorckling boats.
-Do not move.

Why do you think the antidote to the stonefish poison was developed in Australia?
-Because people in Australia are clever.

So these had us chortling for a little while; I thought I might share them with yet.